When I heard recently on the news that President Obama was going to propose a nationalized bank to buy up toxic assets, my first thought was, “I want to name it!”

So let’s have some fun. What would you name a financial institution that’s flat broke and up to its eyebrows in bad investments?

  • NoneTrust Bank?
  • PitiBank?
  • Hells Fargo?
  • Worst National?

Add your suggestions in the comments area.