The Pollywog Blog » Humor http://pollywoginc.com/blog Fri, 11 May 2012 17:12:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 “FAIL: Why Most Brand Names Suck” http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2011/07/29/why-most-brand-names-suck/ http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2011/07/29/why-most-brand-names-suck/#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:30:34 +0000 Devon Thomas Treadwell http://pollywoginc.com/blog/?p=624 Recently, Pollywog had the privilege of speaking to design and technology students at Rasmussen College in Brooklyn Park, MN. Here is a recording of that 23-minute presentation.

]]> http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2011/07/29/why-most-brand-names-suck/feed/ 1 The Improbable Histories of Famous Brands http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2010/04/30/the-improbable-histories-of-famous-brands/ http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2010/04/30/the-improbable-histories-of-famous-brands/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 19:24:57 +0000 Devon Thomas Treadwell http://pollywoginc.com/blog/?p=395 Today’s New York Times features an expose of brands with fictional or highly embellished histories–what Yale linguist Laurence R. Horn aptly calls “etymythologies.”

Among the culprits: Keds’ “sneakers,” Hershey’s Kisses and Cracker Jack.

Missing from the story is one of my favorite offenders, Jamba Juice. At one time, Jamba Juice asserted that its name was derived from an African word meaning “to celebrate.” The company published this specious claim on its Web site, raising the eyebrows of linguists who wanted to know which of the 1800 languages spoken in Africa was the original source. In Umbundu, “jamba” translates to “elephant.” In Swahili, it means “to fart.”

Further digging revealed that the name originated in a brainstorming session held by the company’s founders. The brand name’s “etymythology” has since been removed from their Web site.

The lesson for branders: Don’t attempt to revise your history. There are too many people on the Web with too much time on their hands, and your little fib will grow into an embarrassing anecdote amplified by the New York Times and hundreds of little bloggers like me.

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We Useless

]]> http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2009/04/29/when-taglines-go-bad/feed/ 1 Name that Bank http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2009/02/03/name-that-bank/ http://pollywoginc.com/blog/2009/02/03/name-that-bank/#comments Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:07:55 +0000 Devon Thomas Treadwell http://pollywoginc.com/blog/?p=123 When I heard recently on the news that President Obama was going to propose a nationalized bank to buy up toxic assets, my first thought was, “I want to name it!”

So let’s have some fun. What would you name a financial institution that’s flat broke and up to its eyebrows in bad investments?

  • NoneTrust Bank?
  • PitiBank?
  • Hells Fargo?
  • Worst National?

Add your suggestions in the comments area.

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